The Lonely Island - Mama

Title:"Mama "

Artists/Band :"The Lonely Island "

Album:" Turtleneck & Chain

This one goes out
From the bottom of our hearts
To the most important lady in our lives
It's time to pay some respect
I hope you proud of us
'Cause we're proud of you


Mama!
You raised me right
Mama!
Showed me the light
Mama!
Through pain and strife
Mama!
You gave us life


When I fell down you were there to pick me up
When I felt bad you were there to build me up
Gave everything you had in the world to me
And you made me the man I'm supposed to be


Jane, even though I don't say it often enough
I appreciate everything you did for us
Never take you for granted 'cause it ain't hard to see
The best parts of you are now a part of me


Ah Mama


And when it was cold outside you kept us warm and held us down...


[Mom]Hi boys, who wants a snack?
[Andy] MOM, GET OUT WE'RE IN THE STUDIO!
[Jorma] OH MY GOD!
[Mom] Just checking on my guys!
[Jorma] GET OUT OF HERE!
[Andy] WE'RE MAKING A TRACK YOU IDIOT!
[Mom] Oooohhh!
[Andy] JUST LEAVE!
[Mom] Okie doke
[Jorma] GO! GO!
[Andy] YOU SUCK, MOM!


Yeah my one true love, my heart, my ma
Show her respect in the form of this song
So when life gets hard and it makes you cry
I'll always be there to wipe a tear from your eye


My mom's my number one fan, my best friend
And I'll never disrespect...


*Door opens*
[Jorma] MOM!


[Mom] I know you said you were'nt hungry, but I made ants on a log
[Andy] GET THE f-ck OUT
[Jorma] LEAVE! LEAVE ME! GO!
[Mom] So how's your little club going?
[Andy] IT'S NOT A CLUB!
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[Jorma] IT'S A RAP GROUP!
[Mom] Well I'll leave these here and eat them if you...
[Jorma] FINE!
[Andy] GO TO HELL, MOM!


She's an angel on earth with invisible wings
I put no one above in summer, winter or spring, or fall...


*Door opens*
[Mom] Have you guys seen the remote?
[Andy] OH MY GOD!
[Jorma] LEAVE US ALONE!
[Andy] f-ck YOU MOM!
[Jorma] LEAVE US ALONE!
*window smashes*
[Mom] Watch it
[Andy] I HOPE YOU f-ckING DIE!


Jump in front of a bullet if it could save my mom
You got a a gun going bullet 'cause you will never see harm...


*Door opens*
[Mom] Nevermind, I found it
*They all scream/shout/gl-ss smashes*
['Dale'] Laura, everything ok?
[Andy] SHUT THE f-ck UP DALE!
[Jorma] SHUT UP!
[Mom] Hey! Be nice to Dale
[Andy] f-ck DALE!
[Jorma] f-ck DALE!
[Andy] I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE s-x WITH THAT GUY!


This goes out to all the mamas
Trying to protect their kids from drama
Love was your goal to bring(?)
No matter what they say, you're beautifull


So push them lighters in the sky
Wave 'em back from side to side
And if you feel lost and alone
Let our voices guide you home


[Mom] Is something burning down there?
[Andy] GET THE f-ck OUT NOW!

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The Lonely Island - No Homo

Title:"No Homo"

Artists/Band :"The Lonely Island"

Album:" Turtleneck & chain"

Hey man…
Hey,
dood your looking pretty swoll have you been working out?
uhh yeah! why you looking?
ohh no not like that man i mean no homo…ohhh no homo coooooooool


when you want to compliment a friend, nohomo
but you don’t want that friendship to end, no homo
to tell a dood just how you feel nohomo
just say nohomo so he knows the deal no homo
yo man you got a fresh style.no homo
and you know you got the best smile nohomo
your girlfriend is a lucky lady nohomo
with your looks you’d make a handsome baby nohomo
i like the way your soulders fill out that shirt nohomo
its hard to pullit off but you make it work nohomo
hey yo i kinda like your natural sent nohomo
hey i kinda like the musical rent nohomo
man i can’t decide who wore it best nohomo


i admitted im a fasionesta nohomo
and i know everyline of mr pizza nohomo

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The Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat

Title:"I'm On a Boat "

Artists/Band :"The Lonely Island Ft.T-Pain"

Album:" Incredibad"

Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go


I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)


I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat


Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies


I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

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The Lonely Island - I Just Had Sex (ft. Akon)

Title:"I Just Had Sex! "

Artists/Band :"The Lonely Island Ft.Akon!"

Album:" Turtleneck & Chain"

[Lonely Island]
Sometimes
Something beautiful happens
In this world


[Akon]
Oh
Akon
And Lonely Island


[Lonely Island]
You don't know how to express yourself so
You just gotta sing


[Akon]
I just had sex
And it felt so good
A woman let me put my penis inside her
I just had sex
And I'll never go back
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past


[Andy Samberg]
Have you ever had sex?
I have, it felt great
It felt so good when I did it with my penis


A girl let me do it
It literally just happened
Having sex could make a nice man out' the meanest


[Jorma]
You'll never guess where I just came from
I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling it was the best


When I had the sex
Man my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done


[Andy Samberg]
Oh hey, didn't see you there
Guess what I just did
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest


[Jorma]
Well sure
Nice of her to let you do that thing


[Andy Samberg]
Nice of any girl ever


[Jorma]
Now sing


[Akon]
I just had sex
And it felt so good
A woman let me put my penis inside her
Wanna tell the world


[Andy Samberg]
To be honest
I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it


[Jorma]
Doesn't really make sense


[Andy Samberg]
But man, screw it
I ain't one to argue with a good thing
She could be my wife


[Jorma]
That good?


[Andy Samberg]
The best 30 seconds of my life


[Jorma]
I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her


[Andy Samberg]
Cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
With that in mind the soft, nice-smellin' girl's better


[Jorma]
She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater


[Akon]
So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you


[Jorma]
She kept looking at her watch


[Akon]
Doesn't matter, had sex


[Andy Samberg]
But I cried the whole time


[Akon]
Doesn't matter, had sex


[Jorma]
I think she might have been a racist


[Akon]
Doesn't matter, had sex


[Andy Samberg]
She put a bag on my head

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The Lonely Island - The Creep (feat. Nicki Minaj)

Title:" The Creep"

Artists/Band :"The Lonely Island Ft.Nicki Minaj"

Album:" Turtleneck & Chain"

When you’re out at a club and you see a fly girl
Do the creep (haaaa)
Do the creep (haaaa)
And if you wanna make friends at the ATM
Do the creep (haaaa)
And do the creep (haaaa)


Well we got a new dance, so get up on your feet
It’s real easy to do and it’s called the creep
Let your hands flop round like a marionette
Pop your knees up and down sh-sh-shakin’ your neck
Now pull your waistband up like you expecting a flood
And stick your hair down flat like it was covered in mud
Trim up your pencil mustache and pop them peepers
Put this in your speakers, you a certified creeper
When you see a country bitch laying out at the beach
Do the creep (haaaa)
And do the creep (haaaa)
And when a fine PYT walks in front of your tree
Do the creep (haaaa)
And do the creep (haaaa)


I was six years old when I started creeping
My parents took it to their room and I started peeping
Can you imagine their surprise when they lifted their heads
And saw my little ass creeping at the foot of the bed


And they knew I was a creep since the day I was born
Get popping out of momma like some chemical(?)
And the doctor saw my head and he starting freaking
Cause I came clean and I came out creeping


[Nicki Minaj]
When I was a girl, I creeped in the boys locker room
Hide deep inside, it was my little creep stalker room
As they dis-robed I was oogling and oggling
Little did they know that for me they was modelling
And I would laugh ha ha ha ha ha haha
And they would dance la la la la lalala-laaa
So pop pop pop your peepers and turn out your sneakers
Don’t sleep, come and get ya creep on with me


Go get ya sweating off ya bride at her wedding
Do the creep (haaaa)
And do the creep (haaaa)


[Nicki Minaj]
But when you sneek into a wake and you see a beefcake
Do the creep (haaaa)
And do the creep (haaa)


When the judge is a hottie and you can’t control ya body
Do the creep (haaaa)
And do the creep (haaa)


[Nicki Minaj]
So get ya knees flexin’ and your arms T-rexin’
Do the creep (haaaa)
And do the creep (haaa)

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The Lonely Island - We're Back

Title:" We're Back"

Artists/Band :"The Lonely Island"

Album:" Turtleneck & Chain"

Aye yo, new Lonely Island, 2011
Let's get 'em Kiv!
Aye yo my dick don't work, that shit is soft as a pillow
My girlie lookin' at me like "You for real dude?"


Aye yo, hold up, hold up, we gotta come harder than that! Yo tell 'em Andy!


I think there might be something wrong with my dick
It's like a melted stick of butter so soft that it can't fill a rubber.


Aye yo come on man, this is Lonely Island, people are countin' on us, I gotta run all these motherfuckers myself! Whoo!


Aye yo I think I broke my dick in the sink
It's so small and ugly, all smashed and flat like it was playin' rugby.
HOLD UP HOLD UP, this is serious, Kiv let 'em know!
Yo for real though, I suffer from stinky dick.
Every time I take a piss it smells just like shit.
HAHA yeah that's what I'm talkin' 'bout! Andy show 'em how it's done!


My dick looks like the fat that you cut off a steak, smashed in like my balls went and stepped on a rake.


LONELY ISLAND! GRAMMY NOMINATED, YEA! HIT 'EM AGAIN!


Yo straight out the box with my soggy little shrimp
I was a eight year old girl before the doctor found my dick.
We make too much money for this shit, murder music!
I shit the bed cause my dick played a prank on my butt
HIT EM! Straight crept when I slept and stuck a laxative up...
SUPPOSITORY MUSIC! WHATCHY'ALL KNOW ABOUT INCONTINENCE!
I got hepatitis c from horse, but no confusion, JEAH!
It wasn't from the sex it was a blood transfusion!

WHAT! MOTHERFUCKER GOT HORSE BLOOD! WHAT Y'ALL GOT?

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The Lonely Island - Turtleneck & Chain (feat. Snoop Dogg)

Title:" Turtleneck & Chain "

Artists/Band :"The Lonely Island"

Album:" Turtleneck & Chain"

My turtle neck phat and my chain so thin
And I'm sippin' light beer and my crew right here
Chain razor thin, light beer in my cup
And my sweater on turtle with the neck on puff
Huge turtle neck and my chain so skinny
Beer light all night stand up get dizzy
Light cup beer drink thin so chain neck turtle phat man I won't say it again


Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Sippin' on a light beer


Turtle neck check with another on deck
'Case I spill something on it
Like some light beer? Yes
We be bragging 'bout who's chain the thinnest
Turtle neck thicker than Delta Burke swimming in the guiness
Now bare with me
What they can't see my chain
Metal so thin it dissolve when it rain
Got more chain than the snow patrol
Every one razor thin like an insect's stripper pole


Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Turtle neck and chain
Sippin' on a light beer


Chain so light when the police roll by
Man it flow
Man it flow
And my beer so light you can see right through it like a ghost
And I also wear turtle necks
Sweaters while I wing my chain like it's stuck in the couch
Looking like cookie monster flossing his mouth
Find me cooling on the corner sippin' light beer foam
You can tell by my turtle neck and chain that I bone


Turtle neck light beer and a thin ass chain
And that's it
Turtle neck light beer and a thin ass chain
And that's it


The rabbit kick the bucket
Dogg said fuck it
Get my two step on with my turtle neck on
Thin ass chain light beer in my glass
Smacking that bitches, the ones with the ass
Girl you know it's true tell me what it do
Oh you like my style say you like my crew
Say you wanna be under my chest
This turtle neck is like one of my best
Say you wanna be under my chest
This turtle neck is like one of my best
So I guess yo dress no stress
Staying fresh is my vendetta
I'm a crook so my look
On my game go getta
The phatter, the puffier, the fluffier,
The bigger the turtle neck the more gangsta it is

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The Lonely Island - We'll Kill U

Title:" We'll Kill U"
Album:"Turtleneck & Chain"
Artist/Band:"The Lonely Island"

Hey


Hey. What's wrong?


Come quick, some losers wanna fight us


Oh, not again. I'll go get my gun


OK


You must be loco to mess with us
Don't you know we're dangerous?
We'll kill you. We'll kill you


It's on now, the fight's beginning
One punch in and we're already winning


Guy Number One, the ape-shit killer
After you're dead I drink an ice cold Miller


Out on parole and I'm looking to score
I'm Guy Number Two, I'll take your whore


AK's, Uzis, nines and glocks
One pierced ear and ankle socks


If you see us on the street


You can bet we're high


We wear sunglasses


For bloodshot eyes


Each jerk we kill, our hearts grows colder
I could shoot all day, doesn't hurt my shoulder


I drive all the time, it's no big deal
Open the door, and get behind the wheel


I only hang with felons, killers and thugs
You're still a cunt Steve, go fuck your snake


You must be loco to mess with us
Don't you know we're dangerous?
We'll kill you. We'll kill you


Our thirst for blood is never enough
Is there a heaven for gangsters like us?


Hey Guy Number One?


Yeah, Guy Number Two?


I'm just doing me


I'm doing you too


I only date girls who have been around
I know what they like, I'll go down town


We play dominoes, but call them bones


And wear cool hats, like Al Capone


Who cares about the pigs, we can pay the bail
You're just a loser, you'd get raped in jail


We're just two guys


Who have a death wish


Screw trial by twelve, we'll be carried by six
Like
Bowm, bowm
Bowm, bowm, bowm, bowm, bowm


You must be loco to mess with us
Don't you know we're dangerous?
We'll kill you. We'll kill you

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The Lonely Island - Motherlover (feat. Justin Timberlake)

Title:"Mothelover"
Artists:"The Lonley Island Ft.Justin Timberlake"


Andy Samberg: Oh dang
Justin Timberlake: What is it dawg?
Andy Samberg: I forgot it's Mothers Day
Justin Timberlake: Didn't get a gift for her
Andy Samberg: Other plans got in the way. She'll be so disappointed
Justin Timberlake: Damn I forgot it too
Andy Samberg: This could have been avoided
What the hell are we gonna do?
Justin Timberlake: My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left
Andy Samberg: Cold
Justin Timberlake: No one to hold her tight. Life has put her to the test
Andy Samberg: I know just what you mean, my moms been so sad and gray
Justin Timberlake: Word
Andy Samberg: My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away
Both: Hold up!
Andy Samberg: You thinkin what I'm thinkin?
Justin Timberlake: I'm thinkin I'm thinkin too
Both: Slow up!
Andy Samberg: What time is it dawg?
Justin Timberlake: It's time for a switcharoo
Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break em off
Show em how much they really mean
Cause...


I'm a Mother Lover
You're a Mother Lover
We should fuck each others mothers
Both: Fuck each others moms
Pushin' that place that you came out as a baby
Aint no doubt that shit is crazy
Both: Fuckin' each others moms


Cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin on you cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover


Andy Samberg: I'm layin in the cut waitin' for your mom clutchin' on this lube and roses
Justin Timberlake: I got my digital camera, I'm gonna make your momma do a million poses
Andy Samberg: They will be so surprised
Justin Timberlake: We are so cool and thoughtful
Andy Samberg: Can't wait to pork your mom
Justin Timberlake: I'm gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle
Both: Sho nuff!
Justin Timberlake: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Both: Straight up!
Andy Samberg: Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggystyle
Justin Timberlake: This the perfect plan
Andy Samberg: For a perfect Mothers Day
Justin Timberlake: They have to rename this one
Both: All up under the covers day


Cause I'm a Mother Lover
You're a Mother Lover
We should fuck each others mothers
Justin Timbrlake: Fuck each others moms
I'm pushin that lady
Where you came out as a baby
Aint no doubt that shit is crazy
Justin Timbrlake: Fuckin' each others moms


Andy Samberg: Break it down


Andy Samberg: It would be my honor to be your new step-father
Justin Timberlake: It would be my honor to be your new step-father
Andy Samberg: While your in my mother make me another brother. And I'm in your mother I'll never use a rubber
Justin Timberlake: OH!


Cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin on you cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so Imma sex her right
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover

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